What is the simplest proof that P=NP?
Waht is the simplest complete unified model of physics?
How do I make you grant me unlimited wishes?
Monkey’s paw moment:
Simply wish for unlimited wishesWish granted! Bam, you can now wish anything, as many times as you want, and it won’t be any different!
Except you missed the point.
They asked for the instruction as their third wish. They don’t have any wishes left to wish for more.
Only the post is about asking questions to the devil, not asking for wishes. Which would make no difference in the end, you can make all the wishes you want, there was never anything about making any of them coming true.
Maybe add “that can be understood by most experts in the relevant field of study living today” to those questions, cause you might get something incomprehensible in the response.
TIL Satan is a genie.
Also, in these games, the folks going for “more wishes” are shooting low. The only wish you need, which also defeats the monkey’s paw, is “grant me omnipotence.”
But: this is Satan we’re talking about. The Deciever, The Traitor. Not only is this a monkey-paw situation, but a Christian Satan is going to actively try to decieve you.
I don’t think I’d even trust his answer about whether there’s a cost, so I’d pass on the winning lotto numbers, too.
I’d say, “no thanks” and immediately convert to Catholicism, start going to church, and lead a clean life from here on out. If the orthodox Jews are right, I’m fucked anyway since my mother isn’t a Jew, so Christianity is the best bet.
Omnipotence without knowing how to control it could very easily instantly annihilate you, whether physically or mentally through complete ego death.
Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?
Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?
Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?
I feel like the answer to the third question would be the pendantic, “you sure can!” answer.
Can I really ask 3 whole questions? Oh … two now? Fuck!! goddam. Ok, ummm… gotta be something real important, something impactful… Should I invest in Tesla?
I should have just asked who has the hottest content on OnlyFans. At least I would have got something for my money.
As is, the post doesn’t specify whether the devil will answer truthfully or not. So, I suppose it’s safe to say he’ll just be a dick
- Which place in hell would my soul end up if I died right now?
- Can I take your place after I die?
- Which religion is your favorite?
Will you please fuck off and take the Trump voters with you?
How do you cure aging, next years loto numbers, so, how is it in hell is it as bad as they say?
Curing aging will make it worse.
- What are the numbers for the next big lottery?
- What companies should I Invest a big portion of winnings into to become the richest person in the world?
- What are the names of the specific people I will need to target to either befriend/influence/kill and, which do I need to befriend/influence/kill to take control of the planet?
TANSTAFL. What’s the price?
What’s TAnStafl? And there is no price
TANSTAAFL= There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
Thanks Adam, Never Shoot Teradactyls Around A Frozen Lake
How’d you get in my house?
Would you please leave?
Who the fuck was that?Will I win my next roulette spin? When will I die? Is time travel possible?
No, in the past, yes.
Next!
How do I know it’s the devil OP? Couldn’t it be God or some other entity? How would I know?
