The Zorsith law: all kitchen knives must have a flared base
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
The Zorsith law: all kitchen knives must have a flared base
the south lost the American civil war,
They’ve been trying to play the long game
I fucking hate how accurate this is
Local pizzeria, but I live in NYC
It honestly costs the same when you factor in all the bullshit fees
Horns and a forked tongue
I’d say landlords but it doesn’t count as an occupation
The title song from the OG mirrors edge, which is by Solar Fields
What’s the best way to cut and handle jackfruit without feeling like you just fingered a jar of gorilla glue afterwards
Honestly even pineapple is fine on white pizza. I don’t usually like it much with red tomato sauce, but that’s honestly more because of the tomato sauce. I’ll absolutely devour a white pizza with pineapple and ham.
Sounds like a job for a necromancer
Never really had one, figured everything out over the Internet which was a ride. My school has a health class but half of it was DARE and the other half was STDs and surface level nutrition.
I’m not racist but…
Closing Time is no longer by Green Day
Manual can openers are better than electric can openers
I don’t have a single favorite artist, I have dozens. So if you ask me to stop listening to one, really not that much.
Hell, I’ve willingly done it before when they turned problematic, like with Crystal Castles
Hot sauce on pizza is a staple. Especially a good vinegary sauce. I’ll put aside my ghost pepper sauces and grab my Valentina for it.
Has anyone seen Fido?
I’m Hispanic, used to live in a red part of NY. Have been profiled by cops many, many, many times.
One time the cops gave me FIVE tickets for driving without insurance, while they held my active insurance in their hands. I lost sooo many days of work and almost lost my license fighting that shit.
Another time they pulled me over and spent 20 minutes on the side of the road trying to interrogate me to give me a DUI. I was perfectly sober and was coming home from a long trip with my dog. They also insinuated that my dog was dangerous over the radio (shiba inu, she was curled up asleep)