Will you shut up man, I think everyone here fucking knows what http is

I know I know it’s a bot and I will block it but who tf came up with this idea

Lol I take pure cologne over stinky any day

Bit of a normie but the Dark Tower series would be awesome. Mixing tons of genres, having very different locations to film in. It would be extremely expensive to produce.

The gunslinging of Idris Elba in the movie was nice but everything else wasn’t.

You shouldn’t browse porn at your company anyway lmao

They also prey on me and my food which other bee types do not.

Nothing left. It’s not even out of protest or anything, I’m just greedy. Netflix was ok when it was 7$ and had a lot of stuff but not anymore. I just pirate everything, it’s centralised, I can watch it how I want. And when my Internet went down a few weeks ago I could still watch shit since it’s self hosted.

Edit: Forgot I still have Amazon prime for delivery but I don’t really use prime video. Oh and Spotify for discovering new music and creating “together” playlists with friends. This one I would only replace with another platform.

The amount of time I wasted watching videos man. Could have played some nice games instead.

What can run but never walks,

Has a mouth but never talks,

Has a bed but never sleeps,

Has a head but never weeps?

It’s not junk food dude. I would probably cook the same, like pho, pad Thai idk some Udon dish. But once in a while I order.

Do y’all just order fast food on Uber eats, I don’t get it? 50% of the time I order like Vietnamese, Indian or Japanese. Not McDonalds lol. Costs like 15€ (edit: +5€ delivery, I forgot since I had some 0 cost program once) instead of 3-4€ self cooked but it’s usually some Sunday afternoon where I am too lazy to get up and do anything myself.

At the last movie probably haha

You start shitting as loud as you can to announce your presence

I just dabble on some self hosted shit on Debian once in a blue moon and I never understood the difference between apt argument and apt-get argument

Yeah but every time I upgrade, it’s mainboard, CPU and memory because it makes no sense to only replace one of it. And that’s already 1/3 - 1/2 of the price

Bro ist mir egal ob du den Stern nutzt oder nicht, du bist nur bissl cringe im Internet unterwegs und ich wollte mich drüber lustig machen.
Dass du da nen ganzen Paragrafen schreiben musstest, ist schon telling ne

Der bre benutzt einfach “snowflakes” unironisch, was ist das, 2016?

You can’t even Google shit anymore, it’s all AI written articles. I used to use Reddit for that with site:reddit.com but I wonder how long we will be able to.

Your eyes, hand them over

As a kid I used to read like 2 books a day, now I have the same problem. Like wtf happened

I can smell extremely well. Can tell where coworkers / family members were (like on the staircase, in a room etc), recognize which seasoning is used in foods, that sort of stuff. Every once in a while I try to follow scents like a dog but it doesn’t work out that well.

On an unrelated note, I hate taking the subway, especially on hot days for uhh reasons.

Also I can hear pretty good, my friends use me as sound radar in Audio-Direktion heavy FPS games like Tarkov or back then PUBG.

My eyesight is pretty bad tho, probably for Balancing.