Honestly any parts you buy today probably won’t be much good in 30 years.

At least not when AGP comes to town.

Glenn Danzig was born with the perfect name for an 80s metal band

FYI Danzig is his stage name. His actual last name is Anzalone.

Not to undercut how you are feeling about it, but didn’t he announce this was going to happen a year ago?

He did. Another comment linked to the video and it’s now private, so it’s possible that OP missed the video between when it was released and when it was marked private.

Never seen or heard from anyone using tape to mask their remotes. Is this really a thing?

Not this exactly, but my grandparents had a guide taped to the backside of their remotes to make it easier to use.

The tape strategy has some appeal, though, mainly in that I use maybe 5 buttons 95% of the time.

My grandma does this, but they’re in one of the many Bibles she has in her home.

“They stamped it, didn’t they? Those damn Gideons.”

To quote Dunkey in his Xenonlade 2 video: why are her boobs bigger than her head??!

Because Photoshop.