Joke’s on them. I can’t afford to replace my 20 year old car because everything is completely unaffordable in this hellscape

I mean… They are Nestle, so they might as well bee

If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.

If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.

Any lyrics would be better than “tell me more…did she put up a fight?”

My retirement plan: wait for the zombie apocalypse. No rent, no taxes, no cubicles.

How many ducks would it take to span the equator if they were all lined up in a row?

Mine’s going to be called “I can’t believe it’s not I can’t believe it’s not butter”

When you have a nice, fast car…and a million people all try to get in it at once, you’re gonna have some issues. Once the wave passes, you’ll all find this is a nice, speedy car.