Wow. This would never have happened on reddit! Go us!

That’s a much better response!

That was a low effort response to a well written detailed post that took quite a while to write. At least deal with some of the issues raised, don’t just ignore everything they said and dismiss them as willfully ignorant.

I had an old little red Toyota Yaris that I called Jennifer, because it looked like a Jennifer to me.

Now I have a dark blue Ford Focus that I call James for pretty much the same reason.

I… don’t seem to name cars like you other folks do.

I take that as a compelling recommendation for Signal.

Can you elaborate on that?

In British English, Trump means (1) the sound an elephant makes or (2) a fart, particularly a noisy one. If you trump your own horn it means you’re boastful and think of yourself higher than other people do.

President Trump = President Fart.
Still funny after all these years, despite the looming fascism.

Excellent excellent.

Wishing good luck with the numbers into boxes bit and a safe flight home.

Google never had any intention whatsoever of prioritising your privacy over their advertising revenue. This technology was 100% designed to shut other operators out of the tracking and advertising market and 0% to reduce their ability to track you and advertise to you. Never in a million years were they going to spend a lot of time, effort and money destroying the source of their money. Hobble competitors, yes. Hobble themselves? Never. Not even a little bit.

1. Excellent. Well done.
2. Wow! Go for it!

Well done. Starting is the hardest part. Are you going to do a bit more today?

Excellent. I hope you did OK. I got mine done! It wasn’t as bad as I thought. If you haven’t finished yet, don’t give up, pick up the pieces and carry on. Thanks for being my Internet buddy on this.

Today. Let’s both finish our paperwork today. The sense of freedom and achievement will be good.

This one right here. ⬆️

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