Pfft, everyone knows that

Wait, I can be associated with carebear porn? SIGN ME UP!

Well, the first part is semi traditional. Ex presidents being called president is fairly common.

The second part is because assholes.

Even on reddit,I wasn’t a poster. I did my thing in comments.

\m/

I already think of dead kittens when I masturbate

LMAO! I was thinking of this exact idea when I saw that.

It is a very early meme

Every time we sit on a toilet, we are connected, ass to ass, with every person on every toilet on the same sewage system. It’s all just asses connected by pipes.

You can’t decide that kind of thing. If it doesn’t happen organically, it won’t take off.

Recycle those crusty memes! Nothing wrong with throwbacks

Scatole and indole. Two chemicals produced in the gut by bacteria.

Seriously. Liquid ass is one of the two.