This is all incredibly (funny, and) poignant, and, as a programmer, I agree. But any career has its level of trimming Satan’s pubes, and I’m really happy to be trimming my share.

MISSINGNO.

Yes! Dragon Slayer is mine! High-five!

Whoever made this meme…

Whoever has the same love for a TI-84 like I do…

You are me.

My TI-84, that I’ve had for about 18 years, died last month. I haven’t been the same since.

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It’s easy for people to be like “how could you be so stupid?” But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

Corn me, up snake

Yes it will…

And next time, I’ll be ready…

When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

This man does not speak for us.

Much better. Think they had a much wider appeal.