Hare seems interesting, but does it allow any kind of dynamic linkage? I just compiled a simple Hello World program, and its size is 217 kb - after stripping.

$ cat test.ha
use fmt;

export fn main() void = {
        fmt::println("Hello world!")!;
};

$ file test
test: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), statically linked, stripped
$ ls -lhn test
-rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 1000 217K Feb 27 18:03 test

I am called a srnior developer and I haven’t done a project in my spare time in many years. Not because I don’t want to, but because I do enough of that at work and I lack the energy. Most people I know are in the same boat.

Proud of today’s code. Deeply ashamed of yesterday’s code. That is our lot in life. At least it shows us our development.

Eh. If you are not using punch tape, are you even really programming?

Swiss?

Tyrian, but I’ll just go to the main menu, enter the secret code and play the hidden turrets game for hours.

Well actually, there is also “Eau de Toilette” which translates to toilet water. That name makes sense if you consider that you empty your colon in the toilet, and there is already water in there, so “Eau de Toilette” would smell less of you than your Colon would.

Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!

Do you often drink oil? 🤖

I’ve tried to monetize my API to get rid of third-party apps and I thought my users wouldn’t care. God was I wrong!