Please, Herr Beethoven, we must have your new manuscript soon, or the performance will be ruined!

Swole Beethoven, crushing another deadlift: lol, fuck that nerd shit

This personal inventory project hasn’t been updated in a couple years, but looks Ike it could work for what you’re describing.

I usually go with characters from the Discworld series. So far I’ve had a Rincewind, Ridcully, Twoflower, Weatherwax, Ponder, Librarian, Luggage, and Hex, plus a router called “The Clacks”. Really ought to get Vimes and crew into the mix, now that I think of it… maybe the next one will be Angua or Carrot.