I’m celebrating by getting drunk!

No, I have a life. Just kidding, I don’t have a life, or fantastic shits.

I’ve been wondering why people have been reposting Reddit posts on Lemmy. If I wanted Reddit posts, I’d go on Reddit.

My biggest fear is waking up without my penis.

Bill

I had so many issues with Bitwarden on Android that I couldn’t use it. I’m using KeepassDX. It works well on Android, is FOSS, and isn’t cloud based.

“Hygiene and Shit” is going to be the name of my next album.

I’m a scientist myself, and I’m baffled at how my toaster always pops the bread out when it’s perfectly done. I don’t think science will ever figure out how that works.

I remember 1990. There was nothing arbitrary about it.

I was thinking of gettingy ex-wife a hoop skirt for her birthday.

Every time they say that “scientists are baffled”, I think that they’re just talking to the stupid scientists.

I’ve found DC to be the rudest bunch of people I’ve ever met. Everywhere I’ve gone in DC the people are just totally rude assholes. Everywhere I’ve been in the south has just been nice, polite, helpful people.

That one on 25th Street that I hit the other day. Oh wait, you said “plot”. Nevermind.

Pray?

Because taxes are paid yearly. You tally your yearly income to file your taxes.

Makes me think of this.

The early days of the internet was waiting for 20 minutes for a naked picture of Pamela Anderson to finish loading on the screen. I’m not sure if anyone really wants to recreate that.