I handed my girlfriend a hair tie once while at my parents house. Good times were had.

Lol but really fuck this speech

I’m still recovering from the relief that he lost 2020

Probably have games that watch your eye movements and track biological changes your body feels when you want to pick something. Maybe

Oh yeah for sure. Zelda 1, the 7th dungeon, took me 10 years. It was a block pushing room, but all the other block pushing rooms were obvious. This was a unique pattern. Old man your advice sucks.

Yo what? Does no one here remember the origami tv show? It might have been PBS and only 10\15 minutes long but it was real. It started out with them always fanning it a stack of origami paper by rubbing their fist on it and then squaring it out again. I don’t think they spoke. Early 90s, let me go find a link.

Int score 18 Wis score 16ish Cha score 8 Motivation score 3 Addiction resistance 2

I’ve been known to be smart since I was 7 or so. It’s awful, because my parents assumed that since I could do math I wouldn’t have any mental health problems. D&D is nice because it demonstrates there is more to the brain than a single spectrum, but even that falls short.

Catholic guilt. My parents were atheists when they had me, but still instilled guilt in me so hard it hurts to this day.

Had this pic had people ass covering the right side of it this whole time?

Juice Pater lives

Tony Stark knew the tesseract and Pym were in the NJ Shield base because Howard told him about meeting Tony there. It would have happened at some point right before the death of the Starks, as Tony needed to look like his older self. Howard probably told it as an oddity, not realizing it was actually Tony.

Ironman tells Cap something like - I know that I know, but I can’t tell you how I know - as if he suddenly put it all together there in 2013. This keeps Cap within the same timeline when he stays.

Can you guys stop making trump the fucking face of lemmy, my fucking goodness.

HU BAR DAGA

Firefly is the okiest space western ever, but it got cancelled by fox around 2000 and people started sacrificing their left testicles to try to bring about it’s return.

Mowing lawns, screw you dad.

Anything you take out loans for is a scam. I doubt the cost of houses or college would be anything like it is today if people weren’t enabled to pay it by banks.

When it gets cold it does some squats to warm up

Every single dairy product we have (other than milk) stems from someone looking at it and saying “oh, something funny happened to the milk again…eh, I guess I’ll still eat it.”.

TNG, DS9, and VOY really.

I feel like this comic should be letting in people who convinced others to stick with DS9.

It’s definitely a terrible streaming service all around. If I want a trekkie they be dropped.