Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?

“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit

What does HR have to say about that?

Have you considered that you might suffer a bit of confirmation bias? Honest question, not trying to put you down. I just don’t see lots of those guys in relationships myself, and women in my area are pretty aware of their toxicity.

Wouldn’t the getaway car in a car robbery be the car they’re in the midst of stealing?

Do you mean the “get to the job” car?

Saw one jump out of the Kennebec river, couldn’t figure out wtf I saw until I asked somebody

Very good point

I would prefer RBG in court but we’ll take what we can get I suppose

Stop what you’re doing and also punch a Nazi?

They’re wearing headphones

This is a dumb take

I read “crappy tags and ugly giraffes” and was confused but also upset that you’d cast shade on the giraffes like that.

Damn, as savage as they are

Can you DM that ip address please?

Forever and ever, Old Man.

Look, I’m not afraid of water. I can swim fine. I was a lifeguard ffs. But the water here is always cold, and I’m almost always wearing leather boots amd work pants. I’m not afraid of water, I’m afraid of getting wet. I’ll get very angry if I get wet, because how then am I supposed to get dry? Dangerous when wet describes me well.

Based

The most interaction I’ve had with a thread on Lemmy and it’s about poop while I sit in the colorectal Dr waiting room.

Why even use the stall?