480p. If you have a component, dvi or hdmi connection from the dvd player.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a glare. If you have to work on the glare, go watch Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wales.

I’m not sure about stuffed crust and it looks like they raised the price to 8 bucks now for the hot n ready. Damn ceo is probably throwing kittens into wood chippers too.

Little Caesar’s, it’s 5 bucks and the ceo paid Rosa Parks’s rent through the end of her life AND his son was the driller killer in Slumber Party Massacre 2.

Why does it sound like Mike Tyson answering the question “what is the smallest continent?”

So, you’re looking at this and it looks like normal chili. And you’re thinking chili with cheese and spaghetti, yeah I could go for that. Then you eat it, and some asshole put cinnamon in the chili instead of chili powder and cumin and you realize you have been duped into eating Christmas vomit with cheese and noodles.

That’s…that’s not what children of the corn is about.

Good toddler car seats have cup holders.