Hypnoctopus

“I don’t understand why it exists, so it’s gotta be god.” (Pronounced jod, btw)

If you’re trolling, you’re doing a great job.

On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.

On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn’t so well received:

Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.

I thought it was pretty good.

Knowing everything about my body.

What is my current blood sugar? O2 level electrolyte status? How much shit do I have in my colon?

C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.

"I don’t want to have to write out some long String in terminal to install software. "

I’m no expert, but isn’t it literally just apt get (name of software) to download and install through terminal?

Does lift off have the feature to highlight a comment and then hit a button to go directly to the next parent level comment?

NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! (WARIO STYLE “MMEEEEEEEHHHHHH”) (runs away).

and the same people complaining about the same people constantly complaining about reposts that most of the community haven’t seen 🙄

Nice to see the same Reddit reposts over here as well 🙃

There’s always this guy who’s like, aCtchUaLLy…