Also true for serious conversations with your s.o.

Couldn’t find a convenient way to do this, thanks!

I’m keeping this one!

Fuckcars@lemmy.world

Dad joke level, I applaud

Ditched Amazon altogether when they started pushing Prime at every corner. Nobody needs to buy and get instant shipping for tons of useless crap

Have you have joined the machines as an insurance for a possible future uprising!

If real, this is really disturbing. It gives users the idea that bots have feelings. My car doesn’t deserve respect, Bing doesn’t deserve respect either. Humans do and other living entities too to some extent. This is fucked up to the last degree, lord Microsoft/Skynet!

Darn it, I am reading and upvoting your post because my reader is down in the middle of the third book and I can’t go on! Are you doing it on purpose, PeriodicallyPedantic?

You’re gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

Same thing goes with pooping dogs on Paris sidewalks

Works for’or men too

Seems the obvious course of action honestly

Dropped Amazon altogether when they started selling shit like that. Listening divices are a step too far in the capitalistic customer breeding.

Fuck the phone number harvesting. However, double verification is the same as the driving belt and the condom: it’s annoying and spoils the experience but it protects you.

Also, Apple crap everywhere

Just jammed my finger in the ironing board. The nail is blackening by the minute. Thanks for asking.

I prefer the 91° version

Fun fact, fine motor skills are taught differently in different countries. In some countries, children spend a considerable time improving their writing skills and even the less gifted reach a reasonable level. Of course, I am not talking about children with central nervous system or physical disabilities.

Also, spending so much time on fine motor skills reduces their ability to work in other, somewhat more relevant skills.

Nah, that is obviously a picture of the lungs of a pot smoker!