GratefullyGodless

All I know is Stardew Valley has a big update today, and there’s few better places to hang out when you’re feeling stressed.

I can’t even do an MRI without being sedated heavily. It kind of feels like being buried alive.

My wife loves a good 3 P pizza as she calls it…Pineapple, Pepperoni, and Peppers (green). She orders one at least once a month.

I seem to recall that Thai places have a special spiciness scale, it goes…

Mild

Medium

Spicy

Extra spicy

Thai mild

Thai medium

Thai spicy

Thai extra spicy

Whether it’s true or not, I don’t know, and I plan to never personally find out.

Damnit! You caught me. I thought reading this in the bathroom by myself no one would know.

It’s not just reaction time that interferes wirh us old folks gaming, it’s developers insistence on making game mechanics as uncomfortable as possible. I just don’t have the stamina or flexibility to spend 15 minutes fighting some insanely difficult boss fight over multiple stages while constantly mashing buttons.

I think there should be an “Experienced gamer” difficulty level where the rest of the game is normal difficulty level, but the boss fights are less of an endurance challenge.

Death before decaf sounds about right for me.

I guess your brain was being punished. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Why would someone become a landlord? My uncle took out loans to buy distressed properties sold at auctions, and then he would put in the “sweat equity” to fix them up for renting out, all while working his full time job. So, he would work all day, and afterwards would manage those buildings doing all the maintenance and cleaning himself.

Why did he do it? He did it to make money…so he could send his son to college, so hopefully his son wouldn’t have to hustle a full time job and a busy part time job as well. My uncle worked his ass off to make a better life for his son, how selfish of him.

You forgot the multiple Windus for Windus 10.

Why are you shitting your dick?

I don’t know. Personally, I think he looks like the kind of dog you would expect it from.

I’m still using an AOL email address that I got in the 80’s, so…

Take your upvote and get out.

I was worried that lemmy wouldn’t reach the pinnacle of quality to match reddit, and then this post came along to soothe those fears. Good luck on your no poop quest.