Every time you think you have life worked out it comes along and fucks your shit up.
Careful. I bite. Rampantly homosexual. Massively depressed. Don’t take what I say too seriously, I’m probably having a wind up.
Every time you think you have life worked out it comes along and fucks your shit up.
Nim is cool
“Just”
That one word has done a fuck ton of lifting over my career.
“Can’t you just make it do this”
I can’t “just” do anything you fuck head! It takes time and lots of effort!
Cross-posted to privacy@lemmy.ml
He’s got a kid called MySQL?
Interesting idea but I would utterly hate a person like me.
The old saying about “you hate in others what reminds you of yourself” feels like it was written for me!
I really need someone to contrast my personality. I’d kick clone out within minutes.
You would get bored far more often. You’d probably replace YouTube with watching TV.
If you didn’t watch TV then you’d try new things more often to fix your boredom. You’d probably read more. You may even exercise more simply to quell boredom.
I read an article a while back that suggested people are experiencing less “profound boredom” which while uncomfortable unlocks creativity.
*Speaking as a millennial who didn’t have the internet in their first 16yrs of life. Now unemployed and spend 16hrs per day on Lemmy/Reddit/Discord.
Mash into a thick paste and smooth over wholewheat bread with a dash of salt.
Fist in Anus protocol.
I ate two boxes of cereal in 4 days. I now have the shits, chills, nausea, heartburn, weakness and general feeling of death disease.
I’m going to worry about missing a phone call from my probation officer this week.
Oh, positive?
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Fuck knows?
There’s no such thing as shyness - it’s autism.
There’s no such thing as arrogance - it’s narcisism.
There’s no such thing as absent-minded - it’s ADHD.
There’s no such thing as selfish - it’s Antisocial Personality Disorder.
There’s no such thing as neuotypical - everyone is neurodivergent.
Pick a label and get in lane.
*Asocial
Antisocial people actively fight against society. So like criminals raping and robbing. Asocial people just hate being around people.
So what flavour of mental illness do you pretend to have?
bronchitis
Does this imbue me with special power? Will I be able to breathe so hard I float in the sky?
If we all thought like that we wouldn’t have planes or butt plugs!!
Cheeky sod! I only ate one crayon!
Obsidian + private GitHub repo hosting