People downvoting this either didn’t read it or don’t understand that this is mocking the original image.

My curfew was garden hose

I mean come on. This is clearly not meant to be taken seriously, and the fact that it is may be a testament to OP’s editing skills or those of whoever OP got the post from.

Huh. I didn’t know that. To be honest, I didn’t know that there was a Koopa named Lemmy until I looked at their github either. I’ve never played Mario.

Per Lemmy’s GitHub

Why’s it called Lemmy?

• Lead singer from Motörhead.
• The old school video game.
• The Koopa from Super Mario.
• The furry rodents.

Yes, you have replied to a thread on kbin. At least, I assume it shows up in kbin. I’m actually replying from Lemmy right now. The fediverse is beautiful.

How compelling. Please face the wall.