Which I would lose in a time period so short it is not yet measurable by science.

And all of my tech challenged family screamed out in unison, “What’s the fucking 1Password password again?!”

I’d make a million phone call if it replaced one face to face. Brr

Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.

The choreography and the symbolism behind it blew me away.

There’s a lot more to that video, too.

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

Some people want to herd you.

Some people want to be herded by you.

Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning.

Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world.

Gallows humor is the only way I survive.

Yes, Apple targets a particular type of person that happens to be the majority of the population. For us, usability just means frictionless ease of use.

Apple’s build quality and usability still curb stomps anything within miles of the same features.

How many searches turn up Reddit results first. I have to live next to people who could poison or electrocute themselves because they paid attention to a Reddit post.

It’s everyone’s problem. We just can’t do anything about it anymore.

Engage this

All in the Family did it first. The problem with both shows is it’s real hard to tell satire from actually espousing conservative views and sexism.

I mean, I’d find it fast too if it was my well-paid job.

For it to make sense, You have to begin with the premise that ecology is a lie created by scientists to make money. 

Am I in /memes or /dadjokes?

Nobody wants me to do that. You think you do, but you really don’t. One way or another someone’s getting their feelings hurt

Once, libraries were quiet places. Then computers took over. Now everyone’s got a smart phone I’m hoping they can be quiet again.

Normalized violence by singing how he was going to hurt protestors…

in a town with a history of lynchings.