I was already planning to just drive to microcenter like it was 2017 or something.

This post is like fate. Just yesterday I came to the conclusion my HDD in my aging PC is going screwy.

Don’t forget he literally also said the Jews drove away all his advertising. Straight up blamed the fucking Jews.

I like to fart on the children having temper tantrums at Walmart.

No joke but I remember many years ago seeing vanilla ice basically do that to explain why ice ice baby is nothing like under pressure

Wait, I take back my suggestion. This is it.

Fucker.

The 10th anniversary Sonic the hedgehog crystal cube. Bought it on a whim back then, honestly don’t even remember what website I got it on, and when I got it I pretty much just kept it in the closet because I never wanted to put it out because I figured one of my cats would knock the damn thing over.

It was actually only a few months ago that I was talking about it when Sonic the hedgehog came up and I decided to Google it and I found out they only made 500 of the fucker.

I love when it’s a post where OP on Reddit was asking some kind of question.

This is communism.

This pretty much sums up how I treat my gf.

Just start saying something very wrong about it on the internet. Nerds will correct you.

Find some nerd and offer him feet pics to do it for you. Thats how I handle most of life’s problems.

…penis.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Is that their pop/soda?

I like the way this guy thinks.

More tits.

Remember when Regan got Alzheimer’s?

Lol good times

Spaghetti also goes great in single moms.