Not a fruit i know, but if you like pineapple on pizza you might also like pickled onions on pizza

Tasty tasty plant snot

When I said “emulsified with garlic” I was trying to convey the idea that the garlic is the emulsifier. “Oil emulsified by egg with garlic added for flavor” is not an aioli by its rigid definition, but it does fit the american colloqual use

Aioli is “garlic and oil” by translation. By definition aioli is a spread made from oil emulsified with garlic, which mixing garlic into mayonnaise does not achieve. That said, the colloquial use of aioli to refer to just about any thick smooth spread is well on its way to changing that. Pedants like me can fight it all we want, but languages evolve. It’s just what they do.

John Goff (his friends call him Jack)

I’ll be “Always-knows-what-that-weird-pain-is Man”

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it

There are no downsides

It’d of course be nice to be rejected directly, and i much prefer it over getting ghosted, but I’m a big boy. I can handle not having things my preferred way all the time.