DaBabyAteMaDingo

Every 5 years I reassess my intelligence and the results ain’t too good

I used to have that same belief but watching “good” cops cover for bad ones made me realize they’re all scummy.

I wasn’t a Danny McBride fan until I watched gemstones. After I finished it, I immediately binged Vice Principals. That being said, if you don’t like this type of “mean(?)” comedy, chances are you won’t change your mind.

It’s an acquired taste like shitty wine or raw cinnamon.

1. I can’t believe you didn’t include a typo to prove your point.

2. this meme template is outdated

3. lemming is absolutely cringe

4. jokes only work in threes

Jk obviously

I don’t downvote but I still leave toxic comments.

Bitch.

I don’t wanna sound insensitive but being unprepared killed a couple of Texans during that horrible blizzard, no?

Play this song while you plunder

Vice versa. They’re training you to think a certain way. Advertising is basically black magic and very few are immune to it.

yet

Lol

Pipe down, bud. Us grownups have a class war to fight.

Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.

Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!

Same lol

Anthony Fantano has fucking lost it

I actually think we should keep it. Reminds us of where we came from and why we left.

I fucking love the blatant content theft from reddit. Fuck those ass hats.

Speak for yourselves. As a Latino born from Mexican immigrants, I speak English and Spanish poorly 😢

I live for these awkward moments:

• Standing in the middle of the aisle? “Excuse me! Pardon me! Thaaaank yeeeeeoouuuu!”

• Not going on a green light because you’re looking down at your glowing crotch? Insta-long-honk

• You and your friend are blocking a doorway while chatting? hand on shoulder “Pardon me, young man! Appreesheeyateyah!”

Always wear a smile ☺️

Damn Lemmy is living in 2006 😂

I totally agree!

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