Joke’s on you, still awake in Alaska! Honestly kind of dreading tomorrow. I’m a federal employee and it’s likely that I’ll be furloughed tomorrow because the jackasses in Congress don’t give a shit enough to pass a spending bill. They still get paid though. It’s fine.

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!

Hey buddy, you just did!

OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!