Really just anything with the right amount of syllables would have been better.

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Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

Water, arguably the most important thing for sustaining life, just falls from the sky.

But that would bring down the value of all the residential property these same people own.

A sausage inna bun for you, friend.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE, JUST US. ~Mort