Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.
Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.
Do they still use jumpers?
Lol yeah like it doesn’t verbally tell you, if that’s what they were expecting.
I’ve been sitting in the BIOS for 20 years now. Send help.
He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.
Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.
Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?
Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.
Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?
Which is, well, pretty much everything.
A Clockwork Orange
OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.
I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.
Goofus does not care about climate change.
Cowboys still exist today, and they have running water, medical care, etc. so if we are talking modern cowboy I’ll go with that. But otherwise yeah I bet samurai had the best amenities.
You miss 100% of the DSM that doesn’t get discredited 3 years from now.
—Michael Gretzky
But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.
You just get teleported.
If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.
The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.
Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.
I am wondering this too. I remember him from when I was a kid in the 80s. But haven’t really given him much thought since.
Maybe a better version of this joke would be something like
Dear lord, Please don’t rapture me yet, I’m taking a sh…
Maybe the shitter was drunk and lost his communicator, and somehow thought this would work.
This road. It just doesn’t work. It just lays there all day.
I’ve had it both room temp and frozen. I still prefer it frozen. Am I a heathen?
Reminds me of that old joke: What’s the difference between a dirty martini and a chickpea?
It might have a Trojan.