This is when I was little, I rarely do it while I’m driving now… E should clarify as a passenger.

While driving, I’ll find a spot on the windshield and try to make it weave in and out of the center dotted lines by waving my head back and forth.

I’m making a BLT pizza when I get off work today.

My recipe, 1lb whatever bacon, frozen pizza crust, 1cup mozzarella cheese, 1 head romaine lettuce, 1 large tomato, 0.5 cup mayo (not fucking miracle whip gross). Fry up the bacon and crumble. Thaw pizza crust stretch to desired size. Top with mozzarella and crumbled bacon. Bake crust according to instructions. Top with mayo and sliced lettuce and tomato. Ezpz