AZERTY

A wild beaver like a few miles from my house, and not a nutria, a real life flat-tailed beaver toothed fucking beaver. I was going to an artificial dam I use as a fishing spot and there he was. It was way bigger than I thought but I didn’t want to disturb it so I turned around and went home.

In captivity? An Okapi? A rhino? Idk man I’ve been to many zoos and exotic zoos where you drive through and idk about the rarest.

Summit reminds me of sync, but without the ads.

Id probably use AP (Associated Press) since they seem to provide the least biased and most fact based reporting. However looking at their front page right now I see minimal content involving celebrities so it might not be your cup of tea.

If I am ordering and picking up at a counter fuck tipping. If I’m actually being waited on then I’ll always tip if the service wasn’t dogshit.

Lethal Company has a mod that enables more people in a lobby and Project Zomboid is a blast if you can get past the graphics.

I sing to my dog when I get his food ready. I’m almost certain he thinks I’m a weirdo appreciates it

My problem with that is I’m incredibly unoriginal and the lame joke I think of is usually the top comment, so I don’t have anything meaningful to add to the conversation.

“Fuck it, leggo” and “what’s the worst that could happen?”

Atlas Shrugged.

It’s a massive paperback and looks impressive on a bookshelf but it’s a dull narrative. I got about 200 pages in and was like fuck all these people and these stupid trains.

The guy lied about a doctor’s appointment to cut in line for hotdogs, so Nathan gets people that the guy cut in line to shame him on the boat.

When you finally get him down to his last bit of HP, and then there is a second phase of the fight.

Every morning when my alarm goes off I play this game in my head.

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao

Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.

I used to love listening to Chatterbox on GTA 3. Lazlo and the Hispanic guy used to make me laugh like crazy, and now I listen to NPR and podcasts so I guess I eventually learned to like talk radio.

Please this hasn’t been funny in months. Just let it die already.

Poor Kim :/

Xbox Series S - 500 GB internal, 2 TB HDD for older games .

PC- 128 G boot SSD, 1 TB SSD for games, 4TB HDD for other storage.

I wish I had nvme but my build is a little bit of a dinosaur.

Remove the meme lemmy communities from your subscribed and when you want to view them just visit all.

My zoomer coworker said he doesn’t need a tv and I was like wtf.