I order out pretty much every day. for me, I stick with Uber Eats because subscribing to Uber One does save me money over the course of a month, eliminating delivery fees (but not service fees) for a large number of restaurants.

now I prefer to order from a restaurant that delivers itself, when I’m in the mood for pizza, I call the place across the street, if I want fried chicken, I order from the Jewish deli across the street (they seriously have the best fucking fried chicken). etc.

Uber Eats is pretty good about refunds when orders are wrong. the drivers are hit or miss, but that’s going to be true of every service. the most annoying thing is when they block my fucking door

the main drawback is that Uber allows the drivers to take multiple orders at once, so you have to keep in mind how to make your order so that things don’t get soggy. I keep oil and vinegar in the fridge, and order my sandwiches dry. if I’m getting a gyro, I order it dry, and I have a pot of tzatziki in my fridge. stuff like that. Taco Bell will never hit right when it’s delivered, even if you’re really stoned. Taco Bell needs to be eaten fresh

do things to make it easier for them to find you. make sure you’ve got a super obvious house number that’s visible from the street. even if it’s daytime, turn on your porch light when you’re expecting a delivery. I don’t know if it actually tells the drivers that I’m signaling for food delivery, but my brain tells me it helps them find me

I think it would be really cool if food delivery companies gave you a little Bluetooth or Wi-Fi device that you could put outside your house that’ll turn green when you’re expecting an Uber Eats delivery or something like that