Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.

Subtly undermine my self-confidence.

Cheese.

Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

Exploiting my hubris.

I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.

Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.

Takes away my coffee

Just start yelling at me and I’ll probably shut down and cry.

Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.

Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That’s a very bad move.

Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.

I’m gonna say donuts

I dunno, but you can skip the boss fight if you bring me some nice food

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Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.

Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels