• TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    You’re waxin’ your modem, tryin’ to make it go faster

    Hey fella, I bet you’re still livin’ in your parents’ cellar

    Downloadin’ pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin’ “Me too!” like some brain-dead AOL-er

    I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller

    You’re just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      8 months ago

      The fundamental forces were unified

      We’ve no theory to describe that, though I’ve tried

      Then the forces split and the universe was born

      It was hotter then a priest watching kiddie porn